i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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