So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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