in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
