And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Houston, we have a squirter
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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