More tranny stories later!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I would ride that face into the sunset