these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You are a booty call, not a friend.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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