He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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