You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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