you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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