the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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