Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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