is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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