Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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