May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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