Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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