): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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