Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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