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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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