Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
17 year olds will be the death of me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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