Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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