she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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