Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom