I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution