so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet