i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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