Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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