I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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