Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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