I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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