Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Randomize
