i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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