dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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