I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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