went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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