yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it's like iHOP with fire
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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