if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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