i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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