"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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