Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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