A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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