on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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