You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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