Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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