just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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