Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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