1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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