What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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