with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN