38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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