im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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