yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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