this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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