3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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