We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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