summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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