Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I enjoy the company of your penis
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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