i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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