im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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